Real Muslim Hero: Ms. Fruit Chat Maker

Today we salute you: Ms. Fruit Chat Maker.
MS. FRUIT CHAT MAKER!!!

Only a true desi could take the natural sweetness of fruits and add to it
salt and pepper.
OH THOSE FRUITS ARE SALTY!!!

Left over apples, grapes, and oranges?  Don’t worry, you can blend
them together for an all time Ramadan favorite and destroy all that is
natural.
MOVE OVER DARWIN!!!

Think that there is a lack of flavor in your chat, don’t worry, just
add orange juice.
EXTRA PULP PLEASE!!!

So twist open an ice cold thermos of Zam Zam Water.  Because the next
time someone complains of fruits having gone bad, you can tell them to
just add salt.
KALI MIRCHI NAMAK!!!

Zam Zam Water; Makkah, Saudi Arabia